Hard Men Working Hard - The Ballad of The Goss

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Larry: This here’s a tale ‘bout a couple folks named Dick and Maddox.
Now, Dick was a dick, but Maddox? Well, he was something else...

Well Dick and Maddox used to host a show I kinda liked
They’d yell about some stupid shit and get into a fight
Apples, boxes, cucks and dogs, earthquakes fries and the rest
But they also had a super-loud unexpected guest


See, there was another man in town, his name Asterios
A boisterous man without a plan, he would join in with his bros
and who could forget The Man in Black, as handsome as he’s high
and Randy with his airhorn, boy, the show was quite a sight

But on one fateful winter’s night
the show would fall apart

Woah-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Woah-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

Larry: Those boys sure did bring in an awful lot of problems
but the real problems had only just begun...

Ya see, Maddox had a way that he would treat his lady friends
While Dick, he loved to play the fool, it was always just pretend
But Maddox had a different way of going about things
While Asterios was a sneaky Greek, he was no Armenian

Maddox’s temper was known to be a little combustible
and he even tried to stump the man we all knew was unstumpable
So when Dick allegedly took a girl that Maddox used to know
Maddox lost his Goddamn mind and started to explode

Nothin’ was the same since then,
and soon the show was no more...

Woah-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Woah-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

Larry: So Dick left, and never looked back.

Larry: Dick found himself with adoring fans who bought him a house.
While Maddox’s days are numbered: two if you count the cow’s.

Woah-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Woah-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

Larry: But while the Ballad may be over,
The real Goss has just begun...

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from The Dick Show Album, released February 19, 2018
Written and produced by Hard Men Working Hard
Vocals: Lakembra
Backing Vocals: Samglaze
Various Insruments: Samglaze

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