Aciou - Brother

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Dick: You are such a fucking pussy!
You‟re going around talking constant shit!
And lying, and implying
You get on this show, and you make these accusations
and then back off
And lying, and implying
You‟re going around saying that Asterios is a liar?
And lying, and implying
You go on this show and you call Asterios a liar for what?
„Cause you‟re harassing him?
-such a fucking pussy, man, I can hear it through the air

„Cause you don‟t think, „cause you don‟t think (Pussy!)
„Cause you don‟t think, „cause you don‟t think (Pussy!)
„Cause you don‟t think, „cause you don‟t think
„Cause you‟re lying, and implying
„Cause you‟re, you‟re harassing him?
Ass-harassing him?
„Cause you‟re, you‟re harassing him?
And lying, and implying
You go on the air and you accuse someone of a horrible thing
like just flat out fuckin‟ lying, and implying
like it means nothing? This is a man‟s name we‟re talking about!

Clegg: I have a much more compelling thing for ya, but right now
i‟m on the seat of my pants, BROTHER!

Well Dick, one thing that bothers me, even though – perhaps - it‟s not
exactly a contradiction, is the fact that you‟re complaining about
him giving away bonus episodes. Everyone was just gonna pirate
those anyway, I very much doubt that there‟re very many people
who were still buying the bonus episodes after the show actively died
which – you killed it by the way

Dick: I‟m sorry-

Clegg: ...Sort of.

Dick: How did- How- W-wait, woah woah woah woah woah woah.
I killed the show? How is that?

Clegg: Well, It‟s not entirely fair for me to say it that way. ButDick:
What‟s entirely fair?! See, this is this implying shit that drives
me cr- you are such a fucking pussy!

Clegg: Sheesh.
So Aggressive.
Gosh.
Such an asshole.

Joe Starr: ACTUALLY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH B-BLAH,
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH B-BLAH(repeat)

Clegg: Prep time!
I challenge people!
Alright- I directly woke upI
have a much more compelling thing for ya,
but right now I‟m on the seat of my pants, brother!

Dick: I think there‟s something wrong with his head.

credits

from The Dick Show Album, released February 19, 2018
Written and produced by Aciou
Additional production by Samglaze
Synth solo: Lakembra
Contains vocal samples of Dick Masterson, David Clegg, and Joe Starr

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