Dick, can you help me please ‘cause I want to bang all the girls
Make love to them just right
I might have an average dick but I think I can do it
If you can guide my hips
Don’t worry kid, ‘cause I’ve got you
So listen close, here’s the truth
Just let that broad know you like her shoes
And she’ll show you the goods
All night, All night, All night!
Me and you, all night, all night, all night, all night
Dick can you help me out ‘cause I just don’t know how to score
And I’m thirsty for some whores
They say you know a trick that will make all the girls wet
It’s not a scam, is it?
Hey idiot, you oughta know
How to play and what to say
Just take her arm and hold her tight
And whisper ”what’s your dad like?”
Send me on a quest to bring some pussy to your party
And I’ll come back three bags full. I’ve got something for everybody
I’m a little bit like Willy Wonka but instead of chocolate its pussy
and i’m kinda like Scrooge McDuck but it’s ya see it’s pussy instead of money!
Me and you, all night, all night, all night, all night
credits
from The Dick Show Album,
released February 19, 2018
Written and produced by Todd Seidel
Additional production by Hard Men Working Hard
Lyrics & Vocals: Lakembra, Samglaze
Really liked finished TDS theme, thought of it again for the first time it came out. When I listened to dead in tokyo it had grown on me in the months since I last listened and I had money this time so i bought it. hgalen
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